He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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