So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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