Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Everyone says I win the strip club
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
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