let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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