I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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