i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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