I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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