can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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