How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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