We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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