So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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