Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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