you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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