are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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