hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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