so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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