He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
