put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Randomize
