he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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