She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I think I sprained my soul last night
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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