Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
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