just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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