Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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