fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
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