I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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