I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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