After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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