3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
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