I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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