Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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