Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Enjoy the penises
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Randomize
