please come you make the beer taste better
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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