I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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