yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize
