If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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