so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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