plz talk dirty to me
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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