if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Randomize