Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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