But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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