fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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