Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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