sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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