I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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