yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
