i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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