at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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