just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
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