we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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