fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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