She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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