you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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