jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Randomize
