Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I want to stick my p in your. b.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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